1000th post! :D

zmashd:

Well, I wanted to post something special and so, by popular demand (well…. only one person asked for it, really) here’s a picture of internettom! :D

(you were asking for it. ;D)

And also by popular demand (even though there are loads already), here’s one of me! (since I have no gorilla suit, I did a stupid face. hope that’s ok…)

6 notes | Posted May 15, 12

Dani Shay is amazing.

Dani Shay is amazing.

(via sexintheskylar)

16,065 notes | Posted May 5, 12

zmashd:

zombieboyshareshisthoughts reblogged your photo: I have fun…. far too much fun. x)

a booger. But you are pretty enough to distract from that.

It’s my septum pincher!!! NOT a booger! Fuck you! x)

That made me giggle.

3 notes | Posted Apr 4, 12

homofuck:

2:22am and i’m in grease mode.

homofuck:

2:22am and i’m in grease mode.

43 notes | Posted Mar 29, 12

: things in the new TOS i found entertaining:

Non-Genuine Social Gesture Schemes: Don’t participate in schemes to gain non-genuine gestures like follows or reblogs. Don’t orchestrate or engage in “follow trains,” where users are encouraged to follow lists of other users to gain more followers for themselves. Don’t scatter deceptive…

27 notes | Posted Mar 23, 12

homofuck:

your gayness has to be facebook official or you’re not really gay. that’s the rule

my facebook is just where i post pictures of my cats once in a while.

So your facebook is like your tumblr?

2 notes | Posted Mar 19, 12

Tinychat.

split-travels:

Tomorrow, late afternoon. Let’s say starting at 6pm GMT +1, yes?   :)

So 10 am, I’ll actually be on for this one :D

1 note | Posted Mar 17, 12

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Why can’t you just tell him, or anybody straight up that you’d fuck a man. I tell people that all the time. I’ll do it right now

What I want, right now, is to have some glistening Burt Reynolds lookalike strapped to my bed while I plow his bear cave.

I feel so much better now.

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Dick (via shitdicksays)

1 note | Posted Mar 14, 12

Tumblr, How tall are you?

farawayconnections:

super-cycle:

kiiroikame:

absinthianlyunheroic:

lampties:

ivori:

youareahomosexual:

davestriderscock:

basicparadox:

cloudydaysagain:

spicy-bueno:

5’2 1/2

5’4”

5’11” over here.

5’2

5’7”

it’s a mystery. school said I was 5’5” doctor said 5’4 1/2”

and then that other doctor said I was 5’3” :T


5 feet…………

1.60m

5’6

5’4”

sob

5’11 TALLER THAN ALL OF YOU YEAHH

6’2” you all are pretty short.

(Source: plainoblivious)

3,490 notes | Posted Mar 13, 12

fuzzy-rainbows:

Another old film shot I took years ago, probably just gonna dump some old images to start this off.

Just putting some of my old film pictures up on this blog, this one isn’t amazing, but I like it for some odd reason. Man, that is a fun ride.

fuzzy-rainbows:

Another old film shot I took years ago, probably just gonna dump some old images to start this off.

Just putting some of my old film pictures up on this blog, this one isn’t amazing, but I like it for some odd reason. Man, that is a fun ride.

3 notes | Posted Feb 27, 12